Getting married is very much like going 2 a resturant with friends
u order wht u want,then when u see what the other person has,you wish you had ordered that.
by : Rahul muduli, Bhubaneswar |
Q : If a devil catches ur wife ,wht would u do ?
A : u can do nothing.If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences
by : Rahul muduli, Bhubaneswar |
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
barman,"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,
"Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and
one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"
by : Sumedha mulchandani , Bhubaneswar |
Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
by : Radha, Pune |
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
by : Sheela Rath, BBSR |
Manager asked sardar in an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
by : Ashakti Mishra , BBSR |
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chadda
by : Vijen, BBSR |
After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
by : Naresh Mulchandani , BBSR |
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
by : Sraddha, CTC |
Sardar went to a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
by : Anuska, Bhubaneswar |
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
by :Rupesh, Bhubaneswar
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