Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

by : Rabindra, NIST, Berhampur

A monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

by : Sitansu Sekhar, New Delhi

Sardar ji - Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan- abe sale ek line me bol ke BIWI chahiye.

by : Chitta Ranjan, Aathagarh

Cat : How old r u ?

Elephant : 5 yrs

Cat :5 ??? but u look so big.

Elephant : iam a COMPLAN boy.

Cat : iam 30

Elephant :30 ???? but u look so small

cat : im a SANTOOR girl

by : Sabir Ahmad, Bhadrak

Wife :(to husband) suna hai ki swarg mai husband wife ko sath mai nahi rahne dete, aisa kyu ?

Husband : Aree pagli, isliye tho ushe SWARG kehte hai.

by : Ranjit Singh, CTC

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes

by : Baikuntha Dash, Dhenkanal

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Sardar:Murge di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Sardar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Sardar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

by : Mantu Mishra, Rajdhani College, BBSR

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie ?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

by : Mantu Mishra, Rajdhani College, BBSR

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

by : Anjali Panda

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