Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhag gay.Dusre kutte ne usshe pucha tune wo ghar kyu chora ? wo bola-yaar raat ko gaane ki practice wo karta hai, Subha log mujhe marte hai.

by : Mehek Dhameja, BJB Nagar, BBSR

Sardar-Tu bata meri tokri me kya hai tho sab ande tere aur ye bata ki kitne hai tho 8 k 8 tere aur agar ye batade ki kiske hai tho ye murgi bhi teri

2nd sardar-HINT DE NA YAAR

by : Subrat Mahakur, Nayagarh

Ek Sradar bar mai baitha ro raha tha.

Bartender-Sir kyun ro rahen hai aap ?

Sardar-Yaar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pi raha hoon uska naam hi yaad nahi aarah........

by : Dr. Ranjan Mishra, Mumbai

Ravana was sent to the court & was asked to keep a hand on Gita

He refused saying-"Sita par hath rakh kar itna lafda hua ab Gita per hath nahi rakhunga.

by : Dr. Ranjan Mishra, Mumbai

Ek aadmi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,koi upaay bataiye maharaj.

Sadhu bola saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyu banta.......

by : Naresh Mohapatra, Florida

Teacher 2 Santa : Make a sentence in which 1 word is repeated 2 times.

Santa :-If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara she becomes Lara Lara.........Bolo Tara Rara

by : Amit Sony, MAAC, Kolkata

Sardar -kal shampoo diya tha uska free gift do !!

Shopkeeper :-uspe koi gift nahi hai.

Sardar -: par uspe likha hai "DANDRUFF FREE "

by : Sameer Mohanty, Maharsi College, BBSR

Son to Sardar :- Papa 5+5 kitna hota hai ????

Sardar :- ullu ke pathe, gadhe ki aulad, idiot, besram tujhe kuch nahi aate.......Ja..ander se CALCULATOR la..........gadha kahin ka

by : Chinmay Rout, Govt. College, Rourkela

3 Ants saw an elephant coming.
1st Ant :we will break his leg.
2nd :we will kill him.
3rd : Dude ,leave him he is alone and we are 3.

by : Abhisek Panda, GM College, Sambalpur

Wat's d difference between stress, tension n strain ?

Stress : if ur wife is pregnant.

Tension : if ur secretary is pregnant.

Strain : if both r pregnant...............

by : Gourab Nayak, Hyderabad

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